Lyrics

[Christopher Bowes] Summer Breeze, I want to hear your most polite applause Oh, yes, quite quite eh? Mm, indeed, mm super! What a nice sound We got a whole bunch more songs to play, but first I'm going to have a drink You know I prefer the beer from two towns over, but this'll do Alright then! This next song, it is about Victoria Beckham Because of course, she is the most famous of the ol' Spice Girls And this is! That Famous! Old! Spiced! [Verse 1] Many a year I have worked in these parts Running this inn that ain't marked on no charts Though its location to many is known If you're to find it you have to be shown Through methods long hidden we carеfully craft A beverage to rival thе Huntmaster's draught The mere smell of which, the Gods would entice And them that know call it that Famous Ol' Spiced [Verse 2] Here sits a man, a smuggler by trade A-boastin' of all of the money he's made Runnin' his liquor to here and to there Travellin' all over and peddlin' his wares He says he's had beers from Prussia and wines Taken from all of the very best vines But none of these tipples could ever suffice So I'll bring him a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced [Chorus] Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced Pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced [Verse 3] In walks a sailor all battered and blue Fallen afoul of his captain and crew They'd pulled in to port, their cargo was stacked But three hours later he's caught in the act Acquainting himself with the skipper's own wife This fool was lucky to leave with his life He's not here for doctors or friendly advice He just wants a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced [Chorus] Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced Pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced [Solo] [Bridge] For men of the sea go as fast as they come And leave little more than the tales they have spun So sing me your sermon and pay me my price And I'll give you a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced [Chorus] Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced Pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced [Outro] Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced Oh, pour me a slug of it Throw me a mug of it Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced (Bugga')