Lyrics

[Spoken] So Summer Breeze, I would like to know. Are you ready to go absolutely fucking human crazy? (Yeah!) I said, are you ready to go completely underwater dogshit insane? (Yeah!) All right then! This is! Keelhauled! Let's go! My friends I stand before you To tell a truth most dire There lurks! a traitor in our midst Who hath! invoked the captains ire He don't deserve no mercy We ought to shoot him with a gun But I am not an evil man So first let's have a little fun! We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope And throw him ovеrboard Drag him underneath the ship A tеrrifying, deadly trip! So keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho So keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho Go! I will not say what he has done His sins are far too grave to tell It's not my place to judge a man But for them he will burn in Hell Sharks will dine upon his flesh And Davy Jones will have his soul Take his money! and his hat! He won't need them where he's gonna go But first we'll tie him to a rope And throw him overboard (haha, hahaha) A terrifying, deadly trip! So keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below We'll make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho! Yoww! Come on! Oh my god! How! Well we'll tie that scoundrel to a rope And throw him overboard Drag him underneath the ship A terrifying, deadly trip! Come on! Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below We'll make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!