Fannybaws

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Woah-oh, come take a trip with me I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea Woah-oh, Fae Scotland's bonnie shores He pillaged 'cross the ocean in search of rum galore Woah-oh, aboard the good ship Scum He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun Woah-oh, his legendary crew Could sail that ship to Hell and back, there's nothing they can't do [Pre-Chorus] He killed the mighty Terrorsquid The greatest man who ever lived He beat the Vikings in a bloody war Meet yer dad and smell yer maw [Chorus] Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws [Verse 2] Woah-oh, in Oban he was raised He drank a bucket full of rum every single day Woah-oh, his beard of flaming red Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they're dead Woah-oh, four pistols on his belt He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt Woah-oh, his name was Fannybaws Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump your maw [Chorus] Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws [Bridge] Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws Meet yer dad and smell yer maw, oh Who drinks his whiskey neat and strong? Fannybaws Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws So what the fuck you gonna do? [Pre-Chorus] He drinks his whiskey neat and strong He's got a boaby two feet long He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you So what the fuck you gonna do? Woohoo! [Chorus] Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws