Lyrics

Okay Summer Breeze, unfortunately we've been lying to you...this whole day Because we're not here to play you one hour of true fucking pirate metal Were not here to party all night long with you crazy motherfuckers We're not even here to stick potatoes up your sexy girlfriend's bottoms, while you watch, and feel inadequate Though uh, these things have happened in the past (Yep) Jesus Elliot No my friends, we are here to Drink! Your! Beer! Let's drink! Oi you, gies a beer Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay And we go home poor at the end of the day But I'd rather live my life in rags Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag We live each day like there's nothing to lose But a man has needs and that need is booze! They say all the best things in life are free So give all your beer and your rum to me We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall But we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer (Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink) (Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink) (Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink) We sailed o'er seas for Wenches and Mead And told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds The Quest! for a drop of the Famous ol' Spiced Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites We went Back Through Time to get more Rum Though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be So give all your beer and your rum to me We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer Come on! Let's go! We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer (Drink, drink, drink, drink) (Drink, drink, drink, drink)