Twentieth Century Englishman

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Alan Klein - Pop

Twentieth Century Englishman

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We've heard so many stories of our great country's past And the noblemen who made it that way They were chivalrous and fearless, stiff upper lip to the last But what about the chaps of today? Now here's a little story and it's very, very true It's all about a character who could be me or you He was working as a clerk behind a counter in a bank When a gang of bandits called one day Quick as a flash he handed them all the cash Then hid until they'd gone away 'Cause he's a red-blooded, honest-to-goodness Twentieth century Englishman One night he took a girl out driving in his car They pulled up in a country lane He didn't get a kiss so that poor little miss Had to walk home in the pouring rain 'Cause he's a red-blooded, honest-to-goodness Twentieth century Englishman He came upon a vicar who was preaching in the high street And collecting for poor folks who go without When the box came 'round he put in half a crown Then quickly whipped ten shillings out 'Cause he's a red-blooded, honest-to-goodness Twentieth century Englishman One day he saw a fellow who was drowning in the river Shouting out "Help! Help! I can't swim!" He just walked on by and called out "Neither can I "But I don't boast about it, Jim" 'Cause I'm a red-blooded, honest-to-goodness Twentieth century Englishman Now the moral of this story is all too plain to see And my heart sighs heavy in my breast 'Cause if every other fellow in this country's like me It's no wonder that we're in a mess

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  • Alan Klein