(It’s) Hairspray

Lyrics

[CORNY COLLINS, spoken] And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience for the first time from the certified, up-to-code WYDT Studio, it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular! [GIRLS, spoken] He's Corny! [CORNY COLLINS, spoken] Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! [CORNY COLLINS, CORNY COLLINS & GIRLS] What gives a girl power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray What gets a gal asked out to lunch? Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray [CORNY COLLINS, GIRLS, CORNY COLLINS & GIRLS] If you take a ride (Ooh-ooh-ooh) with no can at your side Then your flip will be gone with the wind (Ooh-ooh-ooh) But if you spray it and lock it, you can take off in a rocket And in outer space each hair will be in place [CORNY COLLINS, GIRLS, CORNY COLLINS & GIRLS] (Ooh-ooh-ooh) Why take a chance when you get up and dance? If you twist, I insist you use hairspray And tell your mother (Ooh-ooh-ooh) her head she should smother With Ultra Clutch faithfully [CORNY COLLINS, GIRLS, CORNY COLLINS & GIRLS] So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just, ooh) The only thing better than hairspray, that's me! (Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya, do-wah) Forget the milkman, the only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!) That's me! [Interlude: Girls & Corny Collins with girls] Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah, ah, ah, ah What makes a man reach out and touch? Ultra Clutch! [CORNY COLLINS, GIRLS, CORNY COLLINS & GIRLS] So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just, ooh-ooh) The only thing better than hairspray, that's me! Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya, do-wah He's Corny Collins! The only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!) That's me! [GIRLS, CORNY COLLINS & GIRLS] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, do-wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, do-wah, do-wah [CORNY COLLINS, spoken] Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one! [GIRLS] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do