The Liquor Store

Lyrics

[Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride [Verse 1: OG Afroman] Welcome party people, I'm so glad you're here I wanna introduce you, to my new beer It's not Budweiser or Miller Lite It's Colt 45 and it tastes just right Colt 45 wouldn't gimme no cheddar So I flew to Saint Louis and I brewed somethin' better Down with the chess got a pimped out king The name on the side is Afroman When I was young I used to drink O.E Now I brew my own beer like a real OG I'm not just a cop, I'm a resident I'm not just a client, I'm the president Go to your own favorite liquor store Request that brand new beer from 'Fro So you can get drunk, and I can get paid Rest in Peace Mix-Master Spade [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride [Verse 2: Spice 1] On my way to the liquor store I'm 'bout to pick up a swisher though So we can go kick it and blow some kush with my nigga 'Fro I used to roll up on haters and pull out the nine (Nine) And I was 'bout to do a drive-by until I got high (High) Now I'mma go to the liquor store to see Daniel and Jack date Got a Colt 45 and they lookin' for E&J And Captain Morgan wanna Cîroc with Tanqueray I think he wanna put his Corona in a toccante Jose Cuervo said he wanted to kill ya 'Cause this girl Alizé said you look familiar And bumpy face Gin, I was kick it with Cristal Bangin' Spice 1 with Spice Rum, that's his gal He gettin' Möet with champagne (Champagne) Havin' sex on the beach at midnight in the rain (Rain) It's still 187 Proof, never let the po-pos catch him Spice drank a Cristal smearin' off the orgasm [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride [Verse 3: O.G. Daddy V] I wanna tell you a story about a real close friend Got checks in his hand And a beer in his hand And his name is Afroman Loves hittin' some corners Bangin' them gangsta tales (Oh yeah) Spinnin' on Daytonas From LA to Palmdale Quick to dip up on ya Hit the switch then he push Up in California Smokin' some bomb 'Fro G Kush Always on the goal You know he's gonna rock the show (Hoho!) And when the beer gets low The first thing you wanna know [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride [Verse 4: OG Afroman] Drink a 40 oz. 'til my head start to bobble (Bobble) Argue with my homeboy and gettin' them squabbles (What's up, twin?) Sometime I win, sometime I lose Though we always laugh and go get some brews Walkin' with a limp to the liquor sto' On my shoulder, great big radio Playin' good music, while we get paid Bump King T and Mix-Master Spade You got countries, we got blocks I like havin' fun while I sell my rocks Dignified even though I'm broke I buy my drink, I buy my smoke Ghetto pride, sulfur stride Sometime a OG offer me a ride I see a lo-lo pullin' up real slow My OG yellin' out the window [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride [Verse 5: OG Afroman] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burned off his fuckin' dick Rock-a-bye, baby, in the tree top Yo' mama's a hoe, I ain't yo' pop Georgy, Orgy, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut (OH!) Oh mothahubba, went to the cupboard To get Ol' Rover a bone But when she bent over, Rover took over And gave her a bone of his own Jack fret, couldn't eat no fat His wife couldn't eat no lean So Jack ignored her flabby-ass tits And he licked her ass so clean Hahahahaha! [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride [Verse 6: OG Afroman] Little Bo Peep, fucked her sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet Licked his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once, not twice Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet Eatin' her curds of whey Up came a spider, sat beside her Said "hey, what's in the bowl, biatch?" Jack and Gill, went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Gill came back with 250 OOHHH, that fuckin' whore Hickory, ickory, dickory, dock The girl from Young Turks was suckin' my cock The clock struck two, I dropped my goo I kicked the bitch out on the very next block [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride (Guitar solo) [Chorus: O.G. Daddy V] Do you wanna go, to the liquor store And get a Colt 45, Colt 45 So we can get drunk With some shake in the trunk Havin' some fun, baby Havin' some fun Keep it in the ride