Jobe Bells

Album cover art for "Jobe Bells" by Afroman

Afroman - Rap, West Coast Rap

Jobe Bells

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Duration: 2:09

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[Verse 1] Dashing through these hoes Cadillac's and sixty 'fo's On three wheels we go Clocking lots of dough Cellphone ringtone ring My song "Because I Got High" Smoking weed while I watch the police flying by [Chorus 1] Oh, jingle bell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack Ooh, found your daughter and you finally caught her And you mad 'cause I'm black Ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem She havin' my baby in June (Say what?) [Verse 2] I know this holiday hooker I think her name is Jan And if you 'ain't got no money (Hell yeah) She's got a layaway plan I got a blowjob from her friend I think her name is Gwen My dick plugged up her mouth She couldn't get no oxygen [Chorus 2] Oh, jingle bell, county jail, Jobe's from the hood Skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (Ouch) I be swimmin', in big fat women, when I'm in the sack (Ooh) Why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a cadillac? [Verse 3] I met this beautiful woman, she said she was Hawaiian She said she didn't like black guys, however she was lyin' She'd seen my go detonas, all my coupes and cash She licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts [Chorus 3] Oh, jingle bell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun He pulled the trigger, shot that nigga look at that motherfucker run Hit 'em in the head, kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest Went to the court, and told the judge; "This man was resisting arrest"

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  • Afroman