Catacomb Kids

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[Intro] Watch me jump [Verse 1] I was a dark, dumb student, no hooky rookie Day tripping on visions of chickens that looked like R. Crumb drew 'em They grew him in the royal dirt of Suffolk County's flooring With the blood of an alcoholic clergyman in his forearms Long Island was porn stars and puppies pushing sniffles Fit into the aforementioned or slip through the pinholes 'Zook' slip through the pinholes, crispy the godsender Who thunk over a quarter plunk to local Mortal Kom vender (What's this?) Broke the formal squad sensor, root down Feelers out across the marsh before it was 'awesome cars' My calling card cavalry cook in a '85 Dodge Ares Gas for Huntington and back barely Equipped with super soakers full of piss And an uncanny knack for constantly upsetting pigs by doing stupid shit The kid pilot his ring king dummies to King Kullen Where they hollered 'fuck the world' from a parking lot in the suburbs (What's this?) A couple spray cans and a little litter But they'd look at us like swindlers with them Ricky Kasso jitters So fuck 'em, a glutton sunk into the alley for props But things will still go bump when them halogens pop Believe, or be there when it happens The shaking of the plates off the mantle The snaking of the flames off the candle The lady of the lake off the answers The mating of mistakes 'til they're de-planting cadavers Now it's rest in peace Lou Peterson whose heater sung disturbingly to Further re-evaluate your beast of burden's urgency Damn doggy, good times, thanks I wrote your name in wet cement by the Brooklyn Banks (What's this?) [Chorus] I'm an activator Made a fire, made a wheel, made a snack for later Catacomb kids cuddle a fantastic labor When the town's speed freaks sleep Trap the traitor, he will ask for papers (What's this?) Ayo, an activator Made a roof, made a weapon, made a flag per acre By the snotty little muzzle of a latch-key neighbor When the folk push aggie over some dap with gators He will catch the vapors (What's this?) [Verse 2] A couple Playboy mud-flaps and hell on his heels Beautifully echoed in the pace at which he shovel his meals Like not a farmer among us had a harvest survive the winter So dinner split a lima bean in triplets, pick a winner It took a couple summers puking pills behind the dumpster As the largest Pez dispenser on record recouped his numbers One shoe in a soupy gutter, one shoe in a velvet heaven Where the mermaids harlem shake up out a lake of melted weapons (What's this?) Dance purty with the hooligan nation Who are impatiently awaiting zoo-keeper facelift Extra the days of yore painted similar uber-ape shit We've merely updated the ancient 8-bit Yeah I'm dumber than a cow on a roof in a flood Who's not as dumb as the watered-down beef from the burgers that jumped I'm dumber than a Taz on a beach chair with a martini Who's not as dumb as the tat wit the same scenery (What's this?) Sparky nails pigs, stigmata for all good sport Garbage pail kids unite at the mall food court And chase cheese fries with Binaca They had shut the school down early There were bombs inside the lockers No concept of the problem, we responded like a snow day And would clobber shit to flotsam, 'fore the cop said it was okay Okay show the squadrons back into their boxes Like his Breakfast Club of hotheads show no progress to the doctors And I walk into the office, coughing awful ether often Flaunt a parking meter fever, knuckle up for Love and Rockets It was rain of the razor laser, day of the cloudy howdy Flight of the shelter melter, you can bow without me (What's this?) [Chorus] I'm an activator Made a fire, made a wheel, made a snack for later Catacomb kids cuddle a fantastic labor When the town's speed freaks sleep Trap the traitor, he will ask for papers (What's this?) Say I'm an activator Made a roof, made a weapon, made a flag per acre By the snotty little muzzle of a latch-key neighbor When the folk push aggie over some dap with gators He will catch the vapors [Outro] Watch me jump What's this? Knock em out the box, Aes Knock em out, Aes Knock em out the box, Aes Knock em out, Aes Knock em out the box, Aes Knock em out, Aes Knock em out the box, Aes Knock em out, Aes
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Credits
- Writers
- Aesop Rock