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He couldn't help it, she was ugly But he needed sex too much She slept with him for a few days And made him feel he was a man Took no precautions, used no condoms And enjoyed for a while But less that one week had gone by Before we had to ask Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid He was so happy for a while That he even mentioned the word love Her boyfriend didn't give a shit So she f*cked everyone around And Sid now hates her, but he laughs Whenever he looks at his dick And although he won't drink tonight He can have fun just singing queen Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid Gonorrhea!! Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick? Hey Sid hey Sid