Reproduction

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[MR. STUART] The parts of a flower are so constructive that Very, very often the wind will cause pollination If not, then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature Can create the same situation Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils Right on the list, I'll try to make it crystal clear A flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? [TWINS] A photoperiodic reaction! [MR. STUART] Oh, that's good, oh, that's very good [BOY #1] Hey, I'm lost, where are we? [FRANCINE] Chapter two [BOY #2] Page five [BOYS (& GIRLS)] Reproduction (reproduction!) [FRANCINE] Put your pollen tube to work [BOYS (& GIRLS)] Reproduction (reproduction!) [GIRL #1] Make my stamen go berserk [BOYS] Reproduction [GIRL #2] I don't think they even know what a pistil is [BOY #3] I got your pistil right here [MR. STUART] Where does the pollen go? [spoken] Next chapter: in an abstract way, the same thing applies to the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms, but now we are dealing with sexual response. Are there any questions before we begin reading? [BOY #4] Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it? [BOY #5] When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff, she's saying that she wants to do it? [BOY #6] Can't prove it by me 'Cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the backseat [BOY #7] With his heart beatin' fast [TWINS] They make it sound like a track meet, gross! [T-BIRDS] Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" [ALL] Reproduction, reproduction Baby, give it to me now [BOYS (& GIRLS)] Reproduction (reproduction) "Is that all you think about?" Reproduction [GIRLS] Come on, baby, show me that you really love me so! [BOY #8] Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up [MR. STUART] Where does the pollen go? [spoken] The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring. Are there any comments on this? [PAULETTE, spoken] Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, carry some protection with them [sung] For sexual occasions? [JOHNNY, spoken] What's the big deal? [sung] Can't a girl just do that thing in a book Where she adds up the days of her, uh What do you call it? Mentalstration? [GIRL #3] Oh, that's really neat! [GIRL #4] Yeah, and what'll the guy say if the numbers don't add up right, huh? [GIRLS] Yeah, yeah, yeah [BOYS (& GIRLS)] Reproduction (reproduction) [GIRL #5] Hope he's proud of what he's done [BOYS (& GIRLS)] Reproduction (reproduction) [BOY #9] He was only pokin' fun [ALL] Reproduction [LOUIS, spoken] See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe? [BOYS (& GIRLS)] Reproduction (reproduction) Reproduction (reproduction) Reproduction (reproduction) Reproduction (reproduction) [ALL] Reproduction [MR. STUART] Where does the pollen go?