What Do You Know About Love?

Lyrics

[GINA, spoken] Hans is not a stranger [RICKY, spoken] Okay, so, what's his last name? [GINA, spoken] Of the Southern Isles [RICKY, spoken] Hmm, uh, foot size? [GINA, spoken] Foot size doesn't matter [RICKY, spoken] But knowing a man before you marry him, uh, kinda does [GINA] You've got opinions on my life and my relations But let me tell you what [RICKY, spoken] Okay, enlighten me [GINA] Love is the one thing that has zero complications And I can trust my gut [RICKY, spoken] Okay, you frighten me [GINA] Some people know their hearts The minute true love starts [RICKY] Some people read a lot of books [GINA, spoken] I like books (sung) Some pеople simply know When true lovе says "Hello" [RICKY] Some folks are taken in by princely looks [GINA & RICKY] Oh, what do you know about love? What do you know about love? [RICKY] All I'm sayin' is when you go to climb a mountain You don't just jump to the top [GINA, spoken] If it's true love, you can [RICKY, spoken] No, no (sung) There's scalin' and scramblin' And too many steps for countin' And the work doesn't stop [GINA, spoken] Maybe for you [RICKY] Love's not an easy climb: You have to take your time [GINA] We get a whole life, that's the plan [RICKY, spoken] That's not a plan (sung) Love's not a thing you get It's work and tears and sweat [GINA] So says the sweaty, smelly mountain man [GINA & RICKY] Oh, what do you know about love? What do you know about Anything, anything? [RICKY] Anyone with half a brain Would have worn some winter gear [GINA] Anyone with half a life Would have one friend who's not a deer [RICKY, spoken] I do (sung) Any fool who jumps headlong Is gonna bang their head [GINA] Any fool who doesn't jump right now Is probably gonna end up dead [RICKY] Ooh [GINA] Like I said [GINA & RICKY] So what do you know about love? [GINA, spoken] Wow, you're really strong [GINA & RICKY] What do you know about love? [RICKY, spoken] I lift a lot of ice [GINA & RICKY] At least we know one thing: This trip should be interesting What do you know about love? What do you know about love?