The Adventures Of The Cow

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"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it Moo Moo,mrr Moow "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" Moo,moo Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" Moo Mrr,mrr "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you Moo Uh uh uh, you can't touch that Moo Keep your hands off the girl Moo Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave Moo Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" That was out Moo Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out Moo By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out Moo Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out Mrr You cannot see from that angle Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" Hello may I speak to the cow Moo Hi, I'm a famous actor Moo Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me Moo Why don't I make reservations? Moo And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle Mrr Take that fatty Mrr "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. Oooh Mooooooooooooo
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