Ode To My Car

Lyrics

Here we go No, no, no (Ooh ooh, ooh ooh) [Chorus] Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fucking pile of shit Never gets me very far [Verse 1] My car's a big piece of shit Cos the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield Cos it's got a big fucking crack And the interior smells real bad Cos my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit) [Chorus] (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh, fuck you, car [Verse 2] It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" (You fuckin' piece of shit) [Chorus] (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (That fuckin' pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far) [Bridge] Oh what the fuck did I do (Ooh) What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do (Ooh) To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-through (Ooh) And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Well the engine likes to flood The car always fucking stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls (Ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger (What a pain in his ass) And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her (He never ever gets the pussy) Hey, shut up [Outro] (Piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (You got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (Piece of shit car) Bald fuckin' tires (You got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror (Piece of shit car) Seven different colors (You got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (Piece of shit car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) Oh (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) The whole town thinks I'm a loser (You got a piece of shit car) Cabby give me a push (Piece of shit car)...