Lyrics

[Skit: Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Frank Coraci, Judd Atapow, and All] Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun [all agree] Whoa, do you smell that skunk? Yeah You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up [all agree] It kinda reminds me of smelling weed [all agree] Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy [all agree] It reminds me of smelling an ass [all agree] It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass [car screeches, he drops out of the car] M4: "Hey, screw you guys! I am who I am! Deal with it" I'm glad we got rid of him. He was a weirdo! Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that [all agree] Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifeguard at one of those things, she was unbelievable [all agree] Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his Jacuzzi [all agree] It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em'! [car screeches he drops out of it] I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that. You'd better not tell anyone!" I always knew that guy was a little weird Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids [car screeches, he drops out of it] Don't get all high and mighty! He wanted me to do it! Screw you for judging me! Man, they were all crazy. Hey, what's that! Cow: "Moo" "Oh my god! Aaaaahhh!" [car chrashes] [Outro: Adam Sandler] Hey that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now enjoy the rest of the album