Hero: Heimlich

Lyrics
[Intro] Ah [Verse] We're in a nice family restaurant Somebody's grandma's choking on a lamb chop There's panic in the air as Nana's face turns blue The busboy screams in Spanish, "What the fuck do we do?" We need a hero who's gonna do it We need a hero to clean out her windpipe We need a hero who's down with Heimlich We need a hero to save the day, yeah So I slap my napkin down on the table And I get a fucking standing ovation Another guy gets up And says he's a doctor I say, "Sit the fuck down, I got this shit" Then I wrap my arms around Grandma's chest And I look her grandkids deep in the eyes Then right away Then right away I break all her ribs Because I don't know what I'm doing Grandma [Outro] What the fuck was that? After every joke
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