Lyrics

Oh man, give me a cold beer, maybe two Well she cleaned out my house lock stock and barrel And never even kissed me goodbye She took my dog, my horse, my boots and my saddle So friend if you're wondering why I'm gonna sit right here and drink cold beer Sure as hell ain't goin' home Till they give last call for alcohol We'll party till the money's all gone I got a letter from her big shot lawyers Saying they weren't thru with me yet They want the entire amount in my bank account I get to keep what's left There's gonna be nothing left, not a zip not a cent I don't care and it don't matter We'll just have a good time Cause she' gonna choke When she sees I'm flat broke Coz I'm spending every last dime It's all gone and all mine Ah I'm sorry baby there's nothing left! Oh hang on