Boil in the Bag Man

Lyrics

I am the Boil in the Bag Man I've got a two-week vacation I eat my boil-in-the-bag food Which you boil in the bag, uh-huh I go I am the Boil in the Bag Man I've got a leather red suitcase It's got chrome on the handle, yeah I'll splash it all over like Henry Cooper I go I am the Boil in the Bag Man I eat my boil-in-the-bag food I've got a boil-in-the-bag brian Which you boil in the bag Oh dear I say Nevermind Guitar solo Listen I am the Boil in the Bag Man I've got an average ego I buy my books from mail-order My wife's name is Phyllis And she's very, very pretty We go I am the Boil in the Bag Man I eat my boil-in-the-bag food I've got a boil-in-the-bag brain That you boil in the bag Oh dear I said I am the Boil in the Bag Man I eat my boil-in-the-bag food I've got a boil-in-the-bag brain That you boil in the bag Oh dear I said We go