American Tip Culture

Lyrics

[Intro] SO EVIL BOYZ (David) [Verse] I don't wanna tip for shit I don't have to I don't wanna tip for shit I don't have to I went to pick up food and they asked if I wanna tip, I said no I went to get ice cream They asked me if I wanna tip, I said no Bitch you ain't delivering shit Why the fuck would I tip if I pick up my shit I'm already spending gas to pick up my shit This got me mad as fuck, I swear that I be pissed Every time I go through the drive through and they put that iPad in my face Bitch I press "nada" I don't give a fuck, I don't even feel bad Bitch, you get paid more It already cost more to go to the restaurant than the grocery store This tip culture got me pissed off I went to New York, I went to Time Square Some dude shoved a CD in my hand "I need a tip", I got pissed off I said I don't have cash and he pulled out a card reader I wish I could've shot myself right there This tip culture crazy, you go and pick up food and they asking for five dollars for what For a 20% tip on a pickup, you need to jerk me off and make me nut For a 20% tip on a pickup, you need to wipe my ass and lick my butt I don't care if you don't agree, suck my nuts This really how I feel about this shit I worked in food service too so I can talk about this shit When I didn't get a tip on a pickup I wasn't even mad I went to the drive through to get ice cream They shoved that iPad in my face I said 0 dollars and they got mad What the fuck do you need a tip for scooping ice cream for? I don't ask for a tip when I drop a song And that shit takes more work than scooping ice cream does For a 20% tip on scooping ice cream I need the entire staff to line up and jerk me off and make me cum