Annalillia

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[Intro] Yo, I met this queen... Yo, I met this queen named Annalillia [Chorus] Annalillia, oh, Annalillia Annalillia, ohhh, Annalillia Annalillia, oh, Annalillia I bet you think I'm silly, huh, Annalillia? Annalillia, oh, Annalillia Annalillia, ohhh, Annalillia Annalillia, oh, Annalillia I bet you think I'm silly, huh, Annalillia? [Verse 1] Now I was in a bar when I met Annalillia Drunk and high, drinkin' shots of tequil-lia Chasin' it with Genuine Draft Tellin' wack jokes, as the bartender laughed I was about one drink away from my limit In came a black dress, with a black body in it She looked so timid It took me a minute To get her in focus He said, "What'll it be?" And just so she could notice Acey I said, "Yo, this one's on me" And she stormed – "I don't even know who you are, fool! Keepin' that bar stool warm, like Norm" Then it hit me – right there, center in my heartbeat Shot down, but I loved it I was talkin' out the bottom of a shot glass anyways I says, "I insist that I pays... By the ways... What your mama name you? What they call you? Can I call you? And soon claim you?" I was diggin' a hole I knew I'd fall through But I aimed to just understand her A woman that not many men knows She looked me in my windows and said, "Annalillia" ...Annalillia? [Chorus] Annalillia, oh, Annalillia Annalillia, ohhh, Annalillia Annalillia, oh, Annalillia I mean well, really, uh... Annalillia Annalillia, oh, annalillia Annalillia, oh, annalillia Annalillia, oh, annalillia You wanna smoke this Phillie, huh, Annalillia? [Verse 2] Now once I broke the ice on the lake, the water felt cold But nevertheless, it was water My conversation caught her Some daddy's daughter and my mama's son Said, "I'm Acey-de-Uno and I do know how to have fun I comes from the hills, 1 in a mill' 2 out of 3 ain't bad, 4 a 5 dollar bill And a half a dozen thrills, just see how it feels 7 8 9, now he pre-10'ds he's real" Well, she thought that was so funny And she put her drink away, went to pay with her money And squirted, all because a brother just flirted And didn't know how to word it, I blurted Out the door, but she never heard it Then Annalillia deserted [Interlude: Annalillia] "No, I'm not even trying to hear this... Don't play yourself – I'm out" [Chorus] Annalillia, oh, Annalillia Annalillia, ohhh, Annalillia Annalillia, oh, Annalillia I bet you think I'm silly, huh, Annalillia? Annalillia, oh, Annalillia Annalillia, ohhh, Annalillia Annalillia, oh, Annalillia I mean, well, really, uh... Annalillia... [Verse 3] Now I was in my car when I seen Annalillia again Hmm, with her friend... "Yo, haven't we met before?" "Of course we have! We crossed paths at a local pub And I was like a lickle drunk, on everything I love I didn't mean to run you off... but I did I must have put too much on it, to make you pop your lid But you did But what you did for me, physically and mentally Got my chemistry just like going, you just not knowin'... Well, anyway, okay, let's try this again – We might as well be friends and do what friends do Foxy lady, brown sugar mama, karma queen, you Don't think I'm a fiend Just give me your number, and I'll give you a ring–ting-a-ling-a-ling" She said, "First of all – I got a boyfriend And a girlfriend And a couple of rugrats, and a cat" Splat! Ooh... she threw me all out of my game She was open like a button-fly So I asked myself the "what" and the "why" I said "Self, what are you doin'? Why are you canoeing When you could have a motorboat instead?" Then I told her, hold her head "Peace!" This ain't what I wanted But right before I shook the spot, I said: "Let me tell you somethin' Annalillia, I'm proud to announce That all balls don't bounce And that's all that counts – I'm out!" Annalillia, oh, Annalillia Annalillia, ohhh, Annalillia Annalillia, oh, Annalillia I mean well, really, uh... Annalillia