Mistress For Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro] Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait 'til Christmastime When I can roll you in the hay [Verse 1] Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah [Interlude] Ah-haha, yeah All right [Verse 2] Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital "S" Get a date with the woman in red Want to be in Heaven with three in a bed, said, yeah [Pre-Chorus] He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it, and I can't get it [Chorus] I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas [Bridge] Oh, yeah Haha, yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah Alright [Pre-Chorus] He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get it (Mistress) He got it, and I want it (For Christmas) They got it, and I can't have it (Mistress) But I want it, it don't matter (For Christmas) She got it, and I can't get a [Chorus] Mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about Mistress for Christmas (Haha) You got to send me down, you got to send me down Mistress for Christmas I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed Mistress for Christmas [Outro] I can hear you comin' down my smoke stack, yeah I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah