Ain’t No Fun (Waiting ’Round to Be a Millionaire)

Lyrics

[Part I] [Intro] Uh, the following is a true story Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty [Verse] Well, I left my job in my hometown And I headed for the smoke Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top, nothing's gonna stop us, no, nothin' So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you've got the dollar, we've got the song, oh Just wanna boogie-woogie all night long, yeah, boogie I got holes in my shoes, I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks, I can't get no sleep I'm tryin' to make a million And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well, they used to be blue when they used to be new When they used to be clean But I've got a mama who's a hummer Just keepin' me alive While I'm in the band doin' drinkin' with the boys She's workin' nine-to-five She knows her place, that woman, but just you wait One of these days, see me drivin' 'round town In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sunroof down My bottle of booze, no summer time blues Shoutin', "Mom, look at me" in my rock 'n' roll voice [Chorus] No, it ain't no fun, yeah Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire Do you believe me? It ain't no fun, no Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire Drive a Rolls Royce car No, it ain't no fun, and you know it Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire, yeah No, no, no, no, no, no, no No, it ain't no fun Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire [Part II] [Intro] Oh! My million dollar scream [Pre-Chorus] But it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) Oh, no No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) That's what I said Well, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) I wanna be rich No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch [Chorus] Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire You better believe me Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire [Pre-Chorus] Well, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) I ain't havin' no fun (Ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun) [Chorus] Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire No, no Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire No, ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire Hey [Spoken Bridge] Hello, Howard, how you doin', friend? Next door neighbour? Oh, yeah Get your fuckin' jumbo jet outta my airport! [Pre-Chorus] (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun) Oh, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun) It ain't no fun (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun) [Chorus] Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire, yeah No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire), no, ain't no fun Ain't no fun Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire No, no, no, no, no [Outro] (Ain't no fun) I had no fun at all (Ain't no fun) Ain't no fun, ain't no fun