Beat the Case / / / Straight Crooked

Lyrics

Pt. I: Beat the Case [Verse 1: Ab-Soul] Doeburger (Ayy, man) Head swingin' like Rambo, he be spittin' like he pullin' triggers Make an enemigo an example, and I bet I beat the case (Yeah) Lot of guys with the gavels, look 'em right up in the face While a nigga under oath Plead the fifth, then ask if I can smoke Burnin' dirty money but I keep A little something for the clean escape And the rainy day after Don't forget a nigga live where the heat wave at ya And ya safe ain't safe If ya heat don't wave back but life is cold that way Ayy, man [Chorus: Ab-Soul] All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy (Yeah) All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is beat the case [Verse 2: ScHoolboy Q] Got my chopper, went to Cape (Cape, uh), bullets flying out the case, uh Only witness is a gate, uh, nothing sticking on the tape, uh All I do is beat the, uh, yeah, shit you grabbin' ain't a bag The shit you makin', it ain't half of what I made up in the past, uh Groovy Tony with the moves, uh My bank account done ate a moose, uh Why the car ain't got a roof? Uh Crib ceiling got a boost, uh Black Hippy with the caps lock when my album came Best album out in Hip-Hop and I'm still heatin' up the crockpot Platinum plaques that I ain't hung yet You got opinions, no achievements Type of niggas make me laugh, uh Hit the gas and turn to Flash, uh Palms itching like a rash, uh My trigger finger be the stash, uh Bitch, I'm blankin' out the face, uh (All I do is beat the case) [Chorus: Ab-Soul] All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is beat the case [Verse 3: Ab-Soul] Let me set the record straight (Yeah), you got ten commandments Thirty-three amendments, over twenty thousand laws Raise your hand if you think you'll beat the case (Yeah) Motherfuck a Bill of Rights, I need a bil', a mil' is light Phenergan up in my sprite, I ain't sippin' Miller Lite I like to say my lighter white Lit the spliff and went to space (Yeah) Then I'm playin' with the white What an interracial date (Yeah) I made a right up at the light Got perked up by the jakes Had the work tucked, guns in the truck Licenses suspended, but remember [Chorus: Ab-Soul] All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is... Pt. II: Straight Crooked [Verse: Ab-Soul] Ruffled up a couple feathers when I called Barack a puppet, yo Now that Trump is POTUS I know this whole election is just another Muppet Show That ain't even none of my business, though Whatever's your cup of tea Even lil' Niemah voted for Hillary I'm a entity, never mind my identity My king Slim hit me with a quote that sticked with me A criminal's best asset is his liability (That was crazy, lie-ability) Do what thou wilt, nigga (Soul!) Cause these niggas'll have you swim across the ocean Just to drown you in a lake I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight Word, word yea, just to make sure I was straight I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight [Bridge] I wonder if you was crooked though reality's awake I had to do some crooked shit to make sure I was straight I wonder if you was crooked though reality's awake I had to do some crooked shit to make sure I was straight [Outro: Ab-Soul] Don't sock him, Ali The righteous will remain righteous and the filthy will remain filthy In a sense, we all guilty, yeah YMF nigga (Ayy, man, Soulo)