On The Open Road

Lyrics

[GOOFY] *whistling* Do ya need a break from modern living? Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride Together upon the open road (spoken) Come on, Maxie! [MAX] All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad And the old man drives like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly upon the open road [GOOFY] There's nothing that can upset me Because now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and through [MAX] Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do [GOOFY, MAX, BOTH] Me and Max relaxing like the old days This is worse than dragon breath and acne In a buddy-buddy kinda mode I'm so mad I think I may explode When I see that highway I could cry You know, that's funny! So could I (Just being) Together upon the open road [COWGIRLS] Howdy boys! Is this the way to Nashville? [TRUCK DRIVER] Watch it, Mack! or you'll be getting towed [PRISONER] I'm in no hurry to arrive 'Cause I'll be turning 65 The next time I sees the open road [SMALL MAN] Just a week of rest and relaxation [LARGE WOMAN] Oh yeah! [SMALL MAN] And the odd romantic episode [MAX] Very odd! [MICKEY] Its Californ-i-a or bust [OLD LADY] Look out you dirtbags, eat my dust From now on, I own the open road [GOOFY] Just me and little Maxie My pipsqueak pioneer [NUNS] They're partners forever westward ho! Yee haw! [MAX] Could someone call a taxi And get me out of here To Beverly Hills 90210 [ALL (EXCEPT MAX)] Oh every day's another new adventure Every mile's another new zip code And the cares we have are gone for good [MAX] And I'd go with them if I could [ALL (EXCEPT MAX)] I got no strings on me Im feeling fancy free How wonderful to be On the open road!