Everybody’s Got a Lil’ Fonz N’ Em

Lyrics

[Intro: Matt Wheeler] You know that time in your life That single moment that defines exactly who you are Well that only stings for a second Go! [Verse 1: Joe Brown] I ain't no Frank Sinatra I ain't no Sammy D But I'm a rodent baby And I got a love song to sing I'm cool like Miles Davis Hot just like Jerry Lee When it comes to rocking baby No one's better then me [Pre-Chorus 1: Joe Brown, Matt Wheeler] A music man can't keep his girl This boy travels around the world Her picture framed in his sleep He'll be home in 3 weeks [Chorus: Dan Arnold, Joe Brown] Hey I feel like I'm crashing Bright lights flashing What time does my flight leave? Sounds to me like engines failing I'm done praying I'm ready [Verse 2: Joe Brown] She ain't no Elvis Presley But I think that she moves just like the king I guess she's feeling lonely So she walked out on me She ain't no Paul McCartney But she's the insect in me Crawling through my body baby Her poison travels through me [Pre-Chorus 2: Joe Brown, Matt Wheeler] A music man can't play anymore Can't place his calls from the road Without her voice he can't eat He'll be dead in 3 weeks [Chorus: Dan Arnold, Matt Wheeler] Hey I feel like I'm crashing Bright lights flashing What time does my flight leave? Sounds to me like engines failing I'm done praying I'm ready [Breakdown: Joe Brown w/ Matt Wheeler] I slayed the dove Betrayed by love Can't find the vein To escape the fame I slayed the dove Betrayed by love Who killed Kobain? His girl or pain? [Bridge: Joe Brown] I got a year till I'm turning twenty-seven I got a manic whore and a healthy habit I've been fucked by labels that had to have a record Am I destined for this or will I buckle under pressure? [Pre-Chorus 3: Joe Brown] A music man can't save the world But you get his heart and his soul Transmitted through the song that he sings I hope you bought this one from me [Chorus: Dan Arnold, Joe Brown] Hey I feel like I'm crashing Bright lights flashing What time does my flight leave? Sounds to me like engines failing I'm done praying I'm ready [Verse 3: Joe Brown] I ain't no Mick Jagger I ain't no Bobby D But I'm a poet baby And I got a rhyming scheme Feel pain like Johnny Cash And I cry like Frankie V When it comes to loving you I need therapy [Outro: Joe Brown] I'll see you at the funeral I'll see you at the funeral I'll see you at the funeral I'll see you at the funeral