Teddy Roosevelt’s Guns

Lyrics

Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son You're a genteel rent boy choking on your tongue And your bankers' vain plazas never nurtured no one Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son And your grownups all gone bankrupt and their children all on drugs And your doe-eyed policeman demanding more guns Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son And your disdained farmers waiting on the flood Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your kin Overfed and easily led and twisting in the wind Your senators all in diapers and stinking of gin Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son Kanada, oh, Kanada, I have always been your son Shop and save Beneath the western Sun Bought and paid for With Teddy Roosevelt's guns Shop and save Beneath the western sun Bought and paid for With Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns Teddy Roosevelt's guns