TMNT 2012

Lyrics

[Intro] Yo, in the building, A_Rival Back to school your asses School your asses Ey-yo, check it! [Verse 1] When my teacher asked me what I wanna be when I grow up I straight looked her in the eye like I just do not give a fuck And I said "I just wanna be a Ninja Turtle" fight crimes Write rhymes, my favorite one, he wears the purple He's a brainiac who also has insane attacks And when he waves his staff, you know he kicks some major ass But honestly I think I'll make a separate contribution Pick a unique color mask and join the revolution My expertise in martial arts is minimal but mainly It's because I eat a different type of pizza on the daily But I'm mega motivated, the opposite of lazy And I plan to buy a turtle van with all my college savings What do you mean it's not a real career? Did you hear? Crime has doubled since the previous year Which means someone's gotta step up to the plate, and I shall demonstrate How I can infiltrate, then disappear beneath the sewer grate Pass me the amphibian, I'm a grab the mutagen And we'll dip in together like 2 voices sung in unison Ready to give up humanity to make a difference I'm 'a kill the foot God as my witness I hope you get the point just like a ninja star Keep the convicts runnin' you can call me Sinistar The crime world is a china shop and I'm the minotaur Heroes in a half-shell, you know who we are, who we are NINJA TURTLES!