Cybernetic Mariachi

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah! This is dedicated... To all the homies in their struggle ¡Mi gente! Here we go... Mexico! [Verse 1] I'm walkin' Michoacán hot, dizzy and tired A beat-up old lonely mercenary for hire But today runnin' and gunnin' just isn't the way Hard to make a good living when crime doesn't pay Sold my last two guns for six measly pesos Hit up the local bar so I can get me some refrescos "¡Cerveza por favor!", I say to the tender Hand 'em all the money that I had when I entered I take a drink and lament about bein' poor When I noticed a sign right beside the door "Necesitamos más musicas aquí." The bar needs a musician, as I can plainly see Usually I kill muchachos for a fee But today I'm fatty hurtin' for that cash money I can't play the guitar, but I can play the synth keys I think it's time for Cybernetic Mariachi! [Chorus] HEY-EY! HEY-EY! HEY-EY! Cybernetic Mariachi HEY-EY! HEY-EY! HEY-EY! [Verse 2] I went to the pawn shop later that day Sold my chainsaw and picked up LSDJ I also grabbed the GameBoy that I stole from some guy And the twin Famicom that I had since I was five I kick the bar door open; it goes silent A couple gringos look like they're about to get violent The tender says, "¿Qué quieres hombre?" I look him straight in the eye, "¡Tocar música...!" I'm your guy And then I play... And then I play... I played those Aztec square and pulse waves From my heritage I let it loose And hit the d-pad to turn up the juice I see a bonita shake her caboose I turn it up so high I blow a fuse Just then a dark figured man appears from the back Points a pistola right at my nutsack Just when my heart really begins to throb He tells me that I got the job Cybernetic Mariachi! [Outro} HEY-EY! HEY-EY! HEY-EY! Cybernetic Mariachi HEY-EY! HEY-EY! HEY-EY! Cybernetic Mariachi