Ticket Outta Loserville

Lyrics

When I go to sleep I Pray I'm waking up to "I've got you babe" Like the guy from Groundhog Day Just wanna live forever this way Flashback to seventeen Got my ass kicked by the football team Another loser on the scene Editor of the chess club fanzine I asked you out for losing Truth or Dare The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah Pinch me is this real I'm on a one way ticket outta Loserville Now I'm off the social flatline Things are so good that I'm Taking down my Star Trek shrine And you're more than just a valentine You're my ticket outta Loserville She gives me butterflies Says I'm not like all the other guys Doesn't care what car I drive She still enjoys the ride Now when I go to sleep I know That she'll be there tomorrow And it gives me vertigo It was just a week ago that I asked you out for losing Truth or Dare The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah Pinch me is this real I'm on a one way ticket outta Loserville Now I'm off the social flatline Things are so good that I'm Taking down my Star Trek shrine You blew me out on a Sunday night You were bored to tears pretending Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like The guy in your happy ending But you were wrong to lead me on Now every night I wake up screaming Where the hell did I go wrong? And where is Scotty when you need him? Pinch me is this real I'm on a one way ticket back to Loserville Heading for the social flatline Things are so bad that I'm Dusting off my Star Trek shrine (One more time) This is where it ends And I can taste the glory How can I depend on a better story? Made it Blew it Couldn't save it Think about her all the time It's like I never had a Valentine So I guess I better kiss goodbye To my ticket outta Loserville