Fake Plastic Trees

Lyrics

[Chorus] I never had a car to drive, but I got shit to do today Can someone please give me a ride? It's on the way, it's on the way It's on the way, it's on the way [Verse One] I get depressed not having fun Won't be possessed by anyone, unnn Still I get so lonely when the girls won't phone me I could be dead for all they know [Chorus] I never had a car to drive, but I got shit to do today Can someone please give me a ride? It's on the way, it's on the way It's on the way, it's on the way [Verse Two] Compensated for my charm Got John Belushi on my arm, arm Need some Whataburger, Rhonda, take my order I haven't eaten all day long [Bridge] I packed a snack, a tangerine I smoked a bowl, I'm out of weed I played you like a tambourine I packed a bowl, I'm out of weed I played you a like a tambourine A tangerine Oh tangerine! Oh tangerine! I ate my weed! Stuck on repeat! My favorite Terminator scene [Verse Three] Guns and leather jackets When he says, "I'll be back," it's Almost more than I can take [Chorus] I'm feeling all fucked up inside, but I got shit to do today Can someone please give me a ride? I'll pay you back along the way Along the way, along the way