Why Are All The D'Ysquiths Dying? (Reprise)

Lyrics

LORD ADALBERT: Why are all the D'Ysquiths dying? What could explain this tragic family curse? A night ortwoago We were atFidelio He stood and booed the mezzo Andtoday, he's in a hearse If I should say that I wasn't concerned, I would be lying One doesn't like to think of one's demise With such events, you see How fragile life can be It rather makes me wonder If the next one will be me ANCESTRAL PORTRAITS: So tell me Why are all the D'Ysquiths dying? LORD ADALBERT: The family tree's been whittled down to size ANCESTRAL PORTRAITS: It's just a twig now LORD ADALBERT: There's almost no one left to eulogize ANCESTRAL PORTRAITS: Except for you, dear ALL: Let us pray no other D'Ysquith dies