The Spiderbite Song

Lyrics

[Verse 1] When you got that spiderbite on your hand I thought we would have to break up the band To lose your arm would surely upset your brain The poison then could reach your heart from a vein [Chorus] I was glad that it didn't destroy you How sad that would be 'Cause if it destroyed you It would destroy me [Verse 2] When you had that accident in your car That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash A million to one that you could survive such a crash [Chorus] I was glad that it didn't destroy you How sad that would be 'Cause if it destroyed you It would destroy me [Verse 3] When you fell in love, it was so sweet So devoted, completely swept off your feet Love is the greatest thing a heart can know But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low [Chorus] And I was glad that it didn't destroy you How sad that would be 'Cause if it destroyed you It would destroy me