My Bitch Ain’t No Hobbit

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh yeah, baby Oh yeah, baby [Verse 1] One thing I know, my girl ain't no Hobbit She might be stumpy, that don't mean she a Hobbit She's not a Hobbit, 'cause she couldn't be! (Not a Hobbit) She got no Bagginses in her family tree Yes, on occasion, she hangs out with her dwarf fwiends But she never went on no quest with her dwarf fwiends Except for one time, she went to kill that dragon She took its gold and sheâ [Break] Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves? Yeah. Oh yeah. Right, right, right, right. Yep. Yep, I got it. Yep, love you too. [Kissing noises] [Verse 2] It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no Hobbit That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it 'Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs at night My girl ain't no Hobbit Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no Hobbit Not a Hobbit