Techniques and Tactics (Original Mix)

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] â665 ways to die. Choose one!â âWicked Clowns!â [Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] A mother fuckinâ nine iron, bitch (Fore!) I said aânineâiron, bitch (Way!) Yourâbrainâs oozed right out the crackâin your skull Where I crack that shit (I smack that shit) A god damn rattlesnake bite (Sweet!) Venomous rattlesnake bite (Woo!) Pit dug in my basement full of âem bitches I do murder right (Yeah!) A fuckinâ roman candle (Ha!) Bitch boy, a roman candle (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) Light it with a zippo, shove that shit down your throat Flammable (Flammable) A hammer and nail Ordinary hammer and nail (Get âem!) Tie you up in a chair, nail that windpipe shut You thinkinâ stale! (Ha ha ha!) [Chorus] My killinâ techniques and tactics Keep fillinâ up caskets Youâre mine (Youâre mine) All mine (All mine) Still chillinâ zipped up in plastic And kept up as ashes Itâs time (Itâs time) Your time (Your time) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] A toilet, you bitch (Yeah!) Yeah, ho, a toilet, you bitch (Get down!) Load that shit up all week, never flush (Get down!) Drown your head in that shit A fuckinâ shopping cart (Huh?) A Kroger shopping cart Smoke this much meth, âcause I can âen beat you With a Goddamn shopping cart! (Shopping cart) A Mr. Socko puppet (Ha ha!) A Mr. Socko puppet (Yeah!) Southwest strangle you dead in a Mandible Paw With a one-handed grip (Come on!) King Kong, mother fucker! King Kong, mother fucker! By the time Iâm done havinâ fun Youâll beg for King Kong, mother fucker! [Chorus] My killinâ techniques and tactics Keep fillinâ up caskets Youâre mine (Youâre mine) All mine (All mine) Still chillinâ zipped up in plastic And kept up as ashes Itâs time (Itâs time) Your time (Your time) [Post-Chorus] You canât fight it, be delighted That youâre bitin' it ever so wickedly âMother fucker! You got killed and stabbed!â My killinâ techniques and tactics Keep fillinâ up caskets Youâre mine (Youâre mine) [Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Fire hose, splish splash Fire hose, splish splash I won't let that shit blast 'Til it's all the way up that bitch ass A Desert Eagle 45 Chrome Desert Eagle 45 Beat you brain dead vegetable With the handle of a chrome Desert Eagle 45 Crazy rapist with AIDS Crazy gay rapist with AIDS Pants ya, leave ya tied to a dumpster In the alley of a gay crackhead hood for days Catalog order shotgun shells Catalog order shotgun shells Wack Majik Ninja catalog in your ears Are two shotgun barrells [Chorus] My killinâ techniques and tactics Keep fillinâ up caskets Youâre mine (Youâre mine) All mine (All mine) Still chillinâ zipped up in plastic And kept up as ashes Itâs time (Itâs time) Your time (Your time) [Post-Chorus] You canât fight it, be delighted That youâre bitin' it ever so wickedly âMother fucker! You got killed and stabbed!â My killinâ techniques and tactics Keep fillinâ up caskets Youâre mine (Youâre mine)