Stretch Nuts: A Legend Was Born

Lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] "So, I mean, everybody pretty much knows one of my aliases is Stretch Nuts, right? You know what Iâm sayinâ? And I really canât tell you why I never really elaborated on it, but, but I will, man. I will" [Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope] 36 inches, bitch! And thatâs only a smidgen Me and my droopy sack, you know the legend Still talk about nuts, I'm older than Rick Flair Is that a water balloon hanginâ out a patch of dick hair? (Nope!) My ball sack was blessed by the Pope T double O or T-W-O (Dope!) I double Dutch jump my junk. Fuck rope! And I sucker punchinâ chumps and punks and cut throats (Nope!) You donât want nothinâ like a hairy vagina Iâll stretch my scrotum from here to China My nuts got stuck in my fuckinâ recliner Behind âem, Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner!) I got my carabiner Mace (Sting!) Dropped like a rock in a sock (Boing!) Popped in my shiner face (Ping!) Dropped two rocks down a tube sock (Boing, boing!) Four fat hood rats swinginâ off my scrotum Ah! Get off it! (âJust wanna hold âem!â) The testic-elastic even smashed and swollen Nut sack gymnastics, I snatch the gold one [Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] When I was young, my nuts hung (Low) You might say much lower than some (Oh?) Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?) Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!) All hail Stretch Nuts! A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!) All hail Stretch Nuts! You play your cards right, theyâre yours tonight (Thatâs right) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Every time we fuck, we both get stuck Entangled, near strangled in my ball Took my nuts up a slutâs butt (Her booty hole walls?) Itâs fruity, though, like bananas and lemon Grapes and peaches, sweet watermelon It's Rudy's old ho, might wanna tell him Ah wait, canât reach him, âcause he caught a felon A beauty ho got a tight na-na like Ellen But I hate the screechinâ and all the yellinâ Stretch Nuts, bitch! Shaggy Shaggs the clown Short shorts! My nut bag drags the ground Double take! Make sure itâs no fags around Lay down, ho! (Bloop) You hear the tea bagginâ sound? My nut bag, like two cue balls in some panty hose (Whoa!) Extra young speedos? Shit, hand me those Fuck fine bitches! Give me gigantic hoes Thatâs all right! My dick is like sand in toes You like it rough, bitch? You get punched in that pussy Fuck a tight tummy. Give me fat and mushy I eat your whole butt crack out of that tushie Iâm Shaggy. My whole nut bag extra bushy Fuck clippers. I like my pubes caught in zippers I hate feather weights. Give me A-scale tippers Hump jump and flop, like I'm on Mars Then I bring home sluts swinginâ on my nuts like Tarzan [Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] When I was young, my nuts hung (Low) You might say much lower than some (Oh?) Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?) Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!) All hail Stretch Nuts! A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!) All hail Stretch Nuts! You play your cards right, theyâre yours tonight (Thatâs right)