Stretch Nuts: A Legend Was Born

Lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] "So, I mean, everybody pretty much knows one of my aliases is Stretch Nuts, right? You know what I'm sayin'? And I really can't tell you why I never really elaborated on it, but, but I will, man. I will" [Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope] 36 inches, bitch! And that's only a smidgen Me and my droopy sack, you know the legend Still talk about nuts, I'm older than Rick Flair Is that a water balloon hangin' out a patch of dick hair? (Nope!) My ball sack was blessed by the Pope T double O or T-W-O (Dope!) I double Dutch jump my junk. Fuck rope! And I sucker punchin' chumps and punks and cut throats (Nope!) You don't want nothin' like a hairy vagina I'll stretch my scrotum from here to China My nuts got stuck in my fuckin' recliner Behind 'em, Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner!) I got my carabiner Mace (Sting!) Dropped like a rock in a sock (Boing!) Popped in my shiner face (Ping!) Dropped two rocks down a tube sock (Boing, boing!) Four fat hood rats swingin' off my scrotum Ah! Get off it! ("Just wanna hold 'em!") The testic-elastic even smashed and swollen Nut sack gymnastics, I snatch the gold one [Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] When I was young, my nuts hung (Low) You might say much lower than some (Oh?) Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?) Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!) All hail Stretch Nuts! A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!) All hail Stretch Nuts! You play your cards right, they're yours tonight (That's right) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Every time we fuck, we both get stuck Entangled, near strangled in my ball Took my nuts up a slut's butt (Her booty hole walls?) It's fruity, though, like bananas and lemon Grapes and peaches, sweet watermelon It's Rudy's old ho, might wanna tell him Ah wait, can't reach him, 'cause he caught a felon A beauty ho got a tight na-na like Ellen But I hate the screechin' and all the yellin' Stretch Nuts, bitch! Shaggy Shaggs the clown Short shorts! My nut bag drags the ground Double take! Make sure it's no fags around Lay down, ho! (Bloop) You hear the tea baggin' sound? My nut bag, like two cue balls in some panty hose (Whoa!) Extra young speedos? Shit, hand me those Fuck fine bitches! Give me gigantic hoes That's all right! My dick is like sand in toes You like it rough, bitch? You get punched in that pussy Fuck a tight tummy. Give me fat and mushy I eat your whole butt crack out of that tushie I'm Shaggy. My whole nut bag extra bushy Fuck clippers. I like my pubes caught in zippers I hate feather weights. Give me A-scale tippers Hump jump and flop, like I'm on Mars Then I bring home sluts swingin' on my nuts like Tarzan [Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] When I was young, my nuts hung (Low) You might say much lower than some (Oh?) Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?) Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!) All hail Stretch Nuts! A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!) All hail Stretch Nuts! You play your cards right, they're yours tonight (That's right)