The Friends Zone

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Shitake Monkey] I've seen the twin peaks and I've climbed them in my dreams Seems like every song is about us, but you won't let me in between My vision is doubled from the Viagra I brought, thinkin' 'bout your bubble girl Still talkin' late on the phone, foresakin' Johnson in the friends zone [Pre-Chorus: Shitake Monkey] I love talkin' 'bout your ex all night We can stay all up night, listenin' to your life Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go Sex, if I can, go Back to before I even thought to take you home [Chorus] Ma-ma-ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma Ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma [Verse 2: Shitake Monkey] Now it's been hours and I'm talking still the same I need a shower just to take this blue balls away Think it would be enough when you felt my third leg, and kickin' it to you girl I'm callin' 3-1-1 for a gap, I gotta find me a next chick, tonight [Pre-Chorus: Shitake Monkey] I love talkin' 'bout your ex all night We can stay all up night, listenin' to your life Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go Sex, if I can, go Back to before I even thought to take you home [Chorus: Shitake Monkey] Ma-ma-ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma Ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma [Interlude: 88-Keys] Yeah, welcome to the friends zone Don't make yourself too comfy up in here, I guarantee you won't like it The only way I be your BFF girl Is if, I'm your Best Fucking Friend Let's go Shitake Monkey Shitake Monkey Shitake Monkey Shitake Monkey [Outro] He decided after all that nice guy shit He was not ever gonna get chump change The next girl that he met Was getting those two silver circles She was gettin' handcuffed