Nice Guys Finish Last

Lyrics

[Intro] Now she's fallin' in love (Uh, yeah I got her) Now she's fallin' in love (Yeah, right where I want her) Now she's fallin' in love (Uh, yup, yeah) [Verse 1] And momma used to say Be a gentleman, set the standard Treat her like a diva, like her name was Amanda Treat her to the fits and take trips to the park Now you ain't gotta play Santa, just (Be nice) Yup, now don't take this the wrong way But if you take her out, it'll take you a long way Buy a fancy dinner She'll open up her legs like Shawn Jay And she'll do it (Nice) Yup, you won't believe yourself Gettin' by off a little bit of wealth Just pull back, show a little bit of stealth Use tact when you feel you gotta (Be nice to her) To obtain your main objective Slippin' the private dick like a main detective Workin' on the case now you can't make it obvious That the chase is all about what's below her waist Go the extra mile dog, open the door for her That's more points all on ya scoreboard And you could give her hard wood like a floorboard But before you're there you gotta (Be nice to her) Man I'm puttin' in, a whole lotta' work Now this chick's gotta squirt, cuz I'm, not a jerk Took her out for chinese, grabbed some rice after work Girl we goin' to Mr. Chows (Oww!) Yup, and that's what she exclaimed I guess I'm sorta the one to blame I guess I thought I would find some change If I treated her like a dime, man (be nice to her) R, E, S, P, E, C, T Don't she know that I'm H to the A, R, D? I call her that word, that starts with a B And if you know the word then sing it with me (Bitch!) [Outro] He gets straight up played by this girl He's thinkin' "After I've taken this girl here and there, I need to get my needs met" So he goes over the girl's apartment, and the girl tells him like "I look at you like, you know, a big brother, like a best friend" Adam's like "What the f-?!"