Lyrics

[Verse: 1] I don't wanna go to school I don't wanna follow rules I don't wanna go to work Everyone alive's a jerk I don't wanna make new friends I just want to play pretend Put my breakfast in a bowl Here it is, my heart and soul I just wanna be a professional dog I just wanna be a professional dog [Verse: 2] I don't wanna pay my rent I don't wanna represent Ideals of humanity I'm giving up my thumbs for Lent Wish I could forget to read Never caring where I've peed Never heard of greenhouse gas Turn around, I'll sniff your ass I just want to be a professional dog I just want to be a professional dog [Verse: 3] I don't wanna go to school I don't wanna follow rules I don't wanna go to work Everyone alive's a jerk I don't wanna make new friends I just wanna play pretend Put my breakfast in a bowl There it is, my heart and soul I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog) I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog) I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog) I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog) I just wanna be a professional dog (professional dog, professional dog) I just wanna be a professional dog (professional dog, professional dog)