They Call Me Ditzy Doo (They Might Be Giants ponified)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] They call me Ditzy Doo Good morning, how are you? I'm Ditzy Doo! I have two funny eyes They also call me Bright Eyes But that's [Chorus] Not my real name My real name is Derpy Hooves A pleasure meeting you! [Verse 2] I deliver all the mail They tell me I'm a bother But I know I'm getting better I'll show you what I mean And you can [Chorus] Tell me if you think I'm being careful with the mail I don't remember street names 'Cause I go by faces [Verse 3] Sometimes I'm late for work Because quite often I lock myself in from outside I'll keep searching for the door key 'Til I see the open window [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] Some day somepony else besides me will Call me by real name they will [Vocal Solo] Call me Derpy Hooves Good morning, how are you? I'm Derpy Hooves I have two funny eyes They also call me Bright Eyes But that's [Chorus] Not my real name My real name is Derpy Hooves A pleasure meeting you! [Verse 2] I deliver all the mail They tell me I'm a bother But I know I'm getting better I'll show you what I know And you can [Chorus] Tell me if you think I'm being careful with the mail My real name is Derpy But they call me Ditzy Doo!