You’re My World, Girl

Lyrics

[Intro:] Ugh, yeah Now this song goes out to anyone listening who happens to have a vagina And who is also attracted to males, or men, colloquially [Verse 1:] I love you baby You drive me so crazy You're such a special lady Ooh I love you baby You drive me mad If you left I would be sad But since you're here I'm glad That I'll never be sad You're perfect in every way I'm so in love today But also every other day What am I supposed to say But that I love you dearly I think about you yearly And also even daily Because you drive me crazy [Chorus:] You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl [Verse 2:] I will give you roses You have such lovely poses That's why I give you roses They're for your lovely poses With you I'm never mad With you I'm never sad This love you've never had From any guy named Chad Not that my name is Chad And for that, you are glad Because if my name were Chad You would be really mad I know you're not bad In fact, you're really rad I'm filled with so much love I must put on some gloves [Chorus:] You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl [Bridge:] If you were to leave me, I wouldn't be alright Because you are so perfect, you are a perfect dyke [Outro:] Is dyke an okay thing to say now? I mean I know it used to be a slur but lots of things that used to be slurs are okay, and I figure that you know what I mean by context, but... Oh, wait! No baby, baby! You drive me crazy! Don't leave! Don't leave me! No! (You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl You're my world, you're my world You're my very special girl)