No Homo

Lyrics

[Intro:] So a buddy comes up to one day, and says "Yo, you want to go to a movie?" And I'm like "Yeah, but just one thing... No homo!" [Verse 1:] So I'm at the movies When this square comes up Bumps into me, and grazes my dick And I say, "listen here you prick! You can do all that shit at home on your own But I simply will not tolerate it in my zone! I'll ask one thing of you, pal Is this homo?" And he said to me, "Nah, sorry man I'm just walking to my seat I got a family to feed" And I'm like, "Sounds pretty homo to me I will ask you again, homo or no homo?" [Chorus:] I feel like everywhere I walk Somebody wants to touch my cock I feel so uncomfortable With all these homosexuals People call me a bozo I'm just not a homo [Verse 2:] I went to the park I just wanted it to be a relaxing day I sat down on a bench When suddenly, some guy walks up and asks "Hey man, is that seat taken?" And I'm like "What are you trying to get into my ass or something?" And he didn't say anything back He just gave me a really weird look Wow, what a homo [Chorus:] I feel like everywhere I walk Somebody wants to touch my cock I feel so uncomfortable With all these homosexuals People call me a bozo I'm just not a homo [Verse 3:] I was looking a nice bar To relax with my friends All I could find was a place downtown That seemed to be rather rundown So I there headed looking for a good time That's not what I got When I walked in I saw a bunch of shirtless guys Nothing weird about that One of them came up to me, and said "Hey, after tonight, you'll be filled with my love" And I replied "Okay, but first I gotta know This is gonna be no homo?" And he said "Of course not, if you don't want it to be" After that night, my sexuality's been fully realized I'm gay [Chorus:] I feel like everywhere I walk Somebody wants to avoid my cock I feel so uncomfortable With all these heterosexuals People call me a bozo I'm just not a hetero [Outro:] No homo