Emo Drake

Lyrics

[Chorus:] They call him Drake His life's a big mistake He cuts his wrists when he insists That he needs attention He never smiles His life has sucked for a while And you'd think someone could fix it But he actually kind of likes it He's Emo Drake [Verse 1:] His name's Drake He's made a big mistake [Casey Golla:] I ditched school on Monday But got caught by my granny She refused to make me cookies for a week So yeah… That fucking sucked! [404:] A lot of stuff has been going on his life His pet goldfish just recently died [Casey Golla:] My parents decided to cut my allowance so I decided to cut my wrists My 20th girlfriend left me and I asked her why She said "My dad got a new job at Chicago-" Bullshit! You can't just leave me here you bitch! [404:] Got drunk and grabbed his knife Tried to stab her but accidentally killed his new goldfish He cried for weeks [Chorus:] They call him Drake His life's a big mistake He cuts his wrists when he insists That he needs attention He never smiles His life has sucked for a while And you'd think someone could fix it But he actually kind of likes it He's Emo Drake [Verse 2:] He never leaves his room He's always on Tumblr, posting all these pictures Of his wrists, after he cuts them His Minecraft skin has red all over [Casey Golla:] My life is misery [404:] Or so he thinks But then his girlfriend is released From the penitentiary So he thinks it all got better Until she steals his lunch money [Casey Golla:] You whore! You owe me two bucks! You don't even have a good body! I want a girlfriend who understands my problems! Not causes them! [Chorus:] They call him Drake His life's a big mistake He cuts his wrists when he insists That he needs attention He never smiles His life has sucked for a while And you'd think someone could fix it But he actually kind of likes it He's Emo Drake [Verse 3: Casey Golla:] My life is terrible My life is so unbearable My girlfriend is a bitch And my parents are assholes! [404:] This guy's a mess Everyone in his a life's a pest Especially his goldfish [Casey Golla:] That fucker keeps dying all the time [404:] He can't control it He had a good life but his girlfriend stole it He can't afford it He had a lot of money but his parents stole it [Casey Golla:] Why does everyone keep stealing from me? I thought they said they loved me But I think they're just trying to trick me Like they did when said Santa Claus was real! [Chorus:] They call him Drake His life's a big mistake He cuts his wrists when he insists That he needs attention He never smiles His life has sucked for a while And you'd think someone could fix it But he actually kind of likes it He's Emo Drake [Verse 4: Casey Golla:] Dear everyone Fuck you mom Fuck you dad All you ever did was make me sad The only thing that kept me alive Was Tumblr, and it's contrived posts! I give all I possess to my goldfish Aw fuck, he's floating upside down! Wake up you stupid fish! Oh, and lastly, to my girlfriend Fuck you bitch! I'm outie 5000! [404:] He puts a gun up to his head