Contention

Lyrics

[Pre-Verse:] You see, I've got this little contention And it starts teaching you fuckers a lesson If you'd listened to me earlier this wouldn't have fucking happened [Refrain:] Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven To show Allah who's going to heaven [Verse 1:] Well, if they want 72 virgins they can just take you now Maybe you'd need to be shot to show you how A gun can really work it's purpose if it wants to A little bullet can take off your head too But you're so obsessed with the pistol in your pocket That you'd be just fine if you got shot with it [Post-Verse:] Shot with it Shot with it Shot with it Oh, shot with it Shot with it Shot with it Shot with it Oh, shot with it [Refrain:] Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven To show Allah who's going to heaven [Verse 2:] Well you can take yourself right now And walk your little pistol on down To the 7/11 outside town And tell the cashier her protector's around I'm sure she'd feel safe knowing a gun's in her store Because when you're not looking a baddie will enter aisle four And shoot you down faster than you can draw your gun Well if I am wrong, then go ahead and shoot [Segue:] Me! Shoot me! Shoot me! Oh, Shoot me, yeah! [Refrain:] Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven To show Allah who's going to heaven [Outro:] I've got a contention with you And the way you think you're hot fuckin' shit Just because you could potentially Save a damsel in distress, well couldn't you? Well, couldn't you? Well, couldn't you? Well, couldn't you? No, you couldn't