Morphine and Chocolate

Lyrics

Subs'tute my gloom with happiness I subs'tute my sickness with health I subs'tute my enemies with real good friends Morphine & chocolate are my substitutes, are my substitutes Morphine & chocolate can bring me up Can warm my heart for me Whenever I want it And every once in a while, when I I stop and think, yeah-yeah Morphine & chocolate are my substitutes, are my substitutes (And you can say, "Hey") And you can say, "Hey-yay!" (You've come a long...) You've really come a long way-yay! (And you can say, "Hey") And you can say, "Hey-yeh" (You've come a long...) It can only be this way You might be careful, oh It really hurts when it's real You might be careful, oh It really hurts when it's real You might be careful, oh It really hurts when it's real You'll go down, down, down Ooooo Set the alarm clock, baby Don't you miss the sun? You know, I'm feeling really warm-hearted, now, baby And don't you know, I'm feelin' like someone I'm fearing for my life again And I'm, I'm fearing for my heart Well, morphine & chocolate could never substitute my art! (And that's real love, baby) (And that's real love, baby) Ain't that real love? Ain't that real love, now, baby? (And that's real love, baby) Ain't that real love? Ain't that real love, now, baby? (And that's real love, baby) Ain't that real love? Ain't that real love, ooh? Oh-hoh