Short Dick Man

Lyrics

[Intro] Haha Haha Hahaha Haha Haha Hahaha [Chorus] Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Don't want no short dick man [Verse 1] What in the world is that fucking thing? Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away? That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life Get the fuck outta here [Post-Chorus] Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want, don't want Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want, don't want [Chorus] Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man [Post-Chorus] Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want Don't want, don't want Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want Don't want, don't want Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want Don't want, don't want Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want Don't want, don't want [Bridge] Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh [Verse 2] Isn't that cute - an extra belly button! You need to put your pants back on, honey [Chorus 2] Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Dont want no, dont want no, dont want, dont want Dont want no, dont want, don't want Don't want no short dick man [Break] Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny, eeny-weeny Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny Shriveled little short dick man [Verse 3] Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away? That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life Get the fuck outta here [Chorus] Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man [Outro] Haha Haha Hahaha Haha Haha Hahaha