Dirty Nursery Rhymes

Lyrics

[Intro] You ain't got no shit for me (Who?) [Verse 1: Brother Marquis] My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit My mama called your mama a bulldaggin'-ass bitch I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit She slayed me and all the boys and even sucked our dick Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass 'cause she couldn't make him cum Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest Mama Bear asked Papa Bear, could he eat her porridge? Papa Bear said, "Shit, bitch, you must think I'm sick Just get down here, on your knees and suck this bear-ass dick" Abraham Lincoln was a good-old man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand He said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty So pull down your pants and give me some booty" [Interlude] This is far out Far out [Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice] There's an old lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids, don't know what to do She sucked and fucked all the niggas around When it's time to pay rent, could none be found Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet with her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider, looked up inside her and said, "That pussy's wide" Little Jack Horner sat in a corner fuckin' this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum said, "Hell of a nigga, am I?" Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall 'Cause a ho on the ave was suckin' his balls All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again [Interlude] This is far out Far fucking out Hey wait, I got one, dig this, I got one, check this out The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes Two dudes dressed like nuns, right [Verse 3: Brother Marquis, Fresh Kid Ice & Luke] Little Red Riding Hood was on her way To grandmother's house But before she got there, she met this man That turned her hot ass out Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair The dog's on my ass and gettin' near The hair came loose and fell in a lake Bitch, check the weave that's in that lake Bitch, get that weave out You dirty bitch, get that weave out Mix, say, "Bitch, get that weave out" [Outro: Tommy Chong] Hey, you ruined my record, man, I just bought it