The Third From The Left In The Top Row

Lyrics

[Chorus] I'm the third from the left in the top row I'm the third from the left in the top row I'm the third from the left in the top row I'm the third from the left in the top row [Verse] Oh, playing chess or losing flesh 'Cause I think you're an aural stress Oh, but I know the rules Single out the meanest deed Close my eyes, fall asleep Oh, I know the rules [Chorus] I'm the third from the left in the top row I'm the third from the left in the top row I'm the third from the lеft in the top row I'm the third from the lеft in the top row [Verse] Oh, books straight to television set My chairs, my neighbour and my bed Oh, I know the rules I throw it out and leave it all My bedroom feels like a rubber doll's Oh, but I know the rules [Verse] I know a trick to let problems pass I will probably be no worse Oh, I know the rules And the moment I wanted to throw myself I suddenly saw the hall was full Oh, oh, I know the rules [Verse] Oh, books straight to television set My chairs, my neighbour and my bed Oh, I know the rules I throw it out and leave it all My bedroom feels like a rubber doll's Oh, oh, but I know the rules [Chorus] I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row) I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row) I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row) I'm the third from the left in the top row (Third from the left in the top row) [Outro] O-ho, wee-la! A-wee-la! Wee!