Freud and Jung and Adler / He’s Oversexed

Lyrics

[DOCTORS 1 & 2] When a person starts to quiver With cirrhosis of the liver We can't bother with that sort of thing at all [DOCTORS 3 & 4] But how eagerly do we go To an egg who has an ego Or a brain that's scrambled way beyond recall [DOCTOR 5] We don't cure appendicitis [DOCTOR 6] Or the mumps or laryngitis [DOCTORS 5 & 6] That is not the kind of service that we sell [DOCTORS] But we're always on location When it's mental aberration For that pays twice as well [NURSES] You must know that when a Doctor's from Vienna That pays twice as well [DOCTORS] Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six psychoanalysts we Just let us make one diagnosis We'll know was loss is' Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Visiting hours, nine to three If you ever had the dream that Mrs. Grundy's Always keeping her eye on you on Sund'ys And you suddenly find you're standing in your undies We are positive that you had better see Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six sex psychos we [WOMAN, spoken] Mister Bramleigh to see you, sir [BAUER, spoken] Good, good, send him in This is the young man I wish to consult you about You see, he's to marry my daughter tomorrow [DOCTOR, spoken] Marry? Why, that implies sex [DRS. ADLER] He's oversexed [DRS. JUNG] He's undersexed [DRS. FREUD] He hasn't any sex at all [DOCTORS] This sort of thing commences When children scribble on fences [DRS. ADLER] He's oversexed [DRS. JUNG] He's undersexed [DRS. FREUD] It happened when he was that small [DOCTORS] His mind is in confusion There's only one conclusion He's oversexed He's undersexed He hasn't any sex at all! [DRS. ADLER] It's father love [DRS. JUNG] It's mother love [DRS. FREUD] We're sure it isn't love at all [DOCTORS] His thoughts, they should be purty But they are probably dirty [DRS. ADLER] It's father love [DRS. JUNG] It's mother love [DRS. FREUD] It happened when he was that small [DOCTORS] His head so badly cracked is The analytical fact is He's oversexed He's undersexed He hasn't any sex at all! [DOCTOR 1, spoken] We are happy to inform you that you are just as normal mentally as we are [MICHAEL, spoken] But you still think I can get married? [DOCTOR 2, spoken] Of course Only remember, Michael, you must watch your head [DOCTOR 3, spoken] You had two bad shocks [DOCTOR 4, spoken] Another shock, and we're not responsible [MICHAEL, spoken] Well, gentlemen, thank you for your kind words And I'm certainly glad to have met you I still don't know what you're talking about But I'm certainly glad to have met you [DOCTORS] If you've any mental problem that perplexes If there's anything that's wrong with your reflexes If you're really not certain as to which your sex is We are positive that you had better see Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six sex psychos we Six sex psychos we!