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Carla: So I had a little brunch, lunch Eric: Had a few cocktails? Carla: Everything, everything You know Eric: Yeah Carla: No not today 'cause they were a little green by georgetown so we didn't risk it You have to put them in the oven to ripen And then when you want the pomegranates and all that other stuff that we bought presidiums You have to put bananas by your vegetables for your fruits to ripen 'cause there's a gas that comes off Eric: Goes off? it explodes? Carla: Goes off the bananas but it actually speeds the ripening process so you know you don't know produce Eric: Well, the life cycle of a banana, yeah I mean Carla: You know, you can um get high off the skins, did you ever try that? Eric: Really? you smoke the skins? Carla: Yeah, I think my brother tried that, no, I'm kidding Eric: I never smoked the skins before Carla: No no, it wasn't him but it still the uh, what you have to do is you there is a oil in the skins or something that if you burn it No You know what that was? You know that banana skins are poisonous? Eric: Yeah, might be Carla: You know why? Cause the tarantulas Eric: Tarantulas? Carla: They do, the tarantulas Eric: From Mexico? Carla: Dude don't you guys read national geographic around here? Eric: Yeah, I used to see the nice pictures of naked black women Carla: Uganda, you got it So anyway, um I had a uganda party over the other day they, still don't know how to put their clothes on They don't even have zippers nowadays Eric: Whos that? the tarantulas? Carla: No, they use banana skins So anyway, uh they're slippery, you know so don't ever leave banana peels out because you could slide, like in the air, double toe loop I just watched ice skating, you guys are psychotic you have like, no idea what's going on in reality Eric: I have no clue what's going on in ice skating Carla: You do too Eric: Ice skating? Carla: You have to go home you know, all the mexicans, puerto ricans, blacks, everybody out on the streets right now, I had to go through the heart of little Mexico, little puerto rico, little honduras, everything today Eric: How'd you like it? Carla: I ruled Eric: You ruled all over the puerto ricans and mexicans? Carla: Everybody Eric: That's a nice thing Carla: I ruled You know I put in **unintelligible** tape, you want to hear it? Eric: Sure Carla: I don't have it home Eric: You don't have it? Carla: My my my its in my jacket the whole time, I'll go get it Sorry, its in the car, 'cause I went to see if it would work and it didn't cause my how do I fix my Eric: You went to the car that quick? Carla: How do I fix my cassette player in the car, that's probably why I didn't mention it, cause that's really important Eric: Are you in the car right now? Carla: Oh. no Eric: Cell phone? Got the hose in the window? Carla: No Eric: Later? Carla: How do I fix it, do I get tape cleaner or something? Eric: You're drinking tape cleaner? Carla: Well put this in, see what this is... everything I own is really good That's why **unintelligible** Eric: You rule, everything that you own is great Carla: Oh this is live, its fun too, no, it's the smashing pumpkins good Eric: Cool Carla: This is when they blacked out Eric: This is when they were good, they did lots of smack Carla: Thank you Eric: A little accident there Carla: no, you can't tell me that.Joe jackson, no Eric: George jetson I didn't know he was in the pumpkins Carla: I didn't know I had this because I must have been sleeping with this tape Eric: Is that 16 Volt you are listening to? Carla: No, hold on, let me fast forward I fast for. oh, this is the fuckin' radio This is actually joe jackson It's not being taped This is good, you wanna hear it? Eric: Crank it up! Carla: Bom bom oh, hes my favorite Eric: Joe jackson plays with 16 Volt? Carla: Oh, sorry dude, I gotta listen to joe jackson, I figured you'd have a problem with it, but I think you can deal with it Eric: Have you ever heard of the band called 16 Volt? Carla: No There was this guy who had a really stupid band Eric: Yeah that's him Carla: No, its called sunset and vine but their Eric: Sun sun, 16 Volt? Can you say that for me? Carla: What, okay ill turn it down no, all right, ill put that phone down goodnight Eric: Is that your mom? Carla: Stop, I just wanted to see something I'm that's very rude of you I think you are getting a little bit over tired Hello? Eric: Hello, who was that? Carla: Vinnie, se's really great Eric: Vinnie? Carla: Yeah Eric: She? Carla: Joe jacksons on See she wouldn't... she she was just, her nerves are really bad right now, she had to worry about last weekend Eric: You ever seen a band called 16 Volt? Carla: No! Turn the fucking mic off!